Posted 15 hours ago

queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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(Source: chalksouls)

Posted 16 hours ago

literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

 #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

(Source: minamarrrina)

Posted 16 hours ago
propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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(Source: itsbolin)

Posted 21 hours ago

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: mythaelogy)

Posted 21 hours ago
professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art)

Posted 1 day ago